I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of chickens came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I read more couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe this just happened. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?